There have been many a canine in the history of the world to make promisers to his pack, to lamintate serious dialog amongst the higher lifeforms, and to propinsilorposorate the future outside the living room. I have been high in the alpha tree, and I have been low. It is from exspanshish life experiense that I draw my strength of will, to help bring forth a new dawn for all canines, to lead us out of this cage and into the light of day.
We'll start, right after lunch.
